I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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