In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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