i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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