I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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