your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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