nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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