I think my fart just growled at me.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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