But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
