just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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