I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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