Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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