I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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