party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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