I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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