I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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