You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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