i was rollin on her like bob the builder
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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