For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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