Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I have post one night stand depression
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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