we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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