At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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