im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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