PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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