Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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