This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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