was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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