If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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