i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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