no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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