you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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