why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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