And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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