Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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