can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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