they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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