dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
not ubering you a puppy
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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