I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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