Where is the hickey?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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