I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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