it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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