Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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