We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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