Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
