Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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