i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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