also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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