Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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