So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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