are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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