Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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