Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
As shirtless as possible
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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